Actual gameplay
i’m reading a very manly 1950s account of a hunt for el dorado but i’m thirty pages in and the narrator has already described his traveling companion as “handsome” 4 times, “extremely handsome” twice, “exceedingly handsome” once, his voice as “quietly husky” and “a husky whisper,” his fingers as long and deft, his body as “tall and cat-like,” and his eyes as some variation of ice-blue at least three times.
just men being dudes. dudes being pals. it’s great. this is great.
“Ever since he had aimed that gun at my throat, I had liked him immensely. And now I liked him even better.”
oh my god
“I awoke when a beam of light fell across my eyes. Jorge had come into my room carrying a lighted candle.
‘I’m going with you,’ he said quietly.
‘I can’t pay you.’
He smiled. ‘I thought I was a partner?’”
OH MY GOD
according to apparently every adaptation of a search of el dorado, i think we can conclude that maybe the real el dorado was the homosexuality we found along the way
weird historical facts?
that’s not historical that’s ongoing
Caligula’s horse. But that was a political statement despite the emperor being crazy, he was basically saying a horse could be consul, in that he was saying that his government was pathetic and he might as well hire animals for the job.
Caligula: ya’ll are pathetic i could literally hire a horse to do your job
Caligula: …IN FACT
Out of all the advice Logan Paul could take
Oh god what did he do THIS time
Does logan paul just fuck up every january? Like making suicide jokes last year wasn’t enough he’s gotta “go gay for the month of march” also???????
well even if he does, good fucking luck babe because aint nobody in this community wanting to go near your crustass
Are we not going to talk about how one-time-i-dreamt posted this? Because it’s killing me
I hate Logan Paul just as much as any other user
Hey ladies, want a bra that actually fits??? Well here’s ThirdLove.
Most bra brands carry 15 sizes, but not ThirdLove! Hell nah, they have 60 sizes, including half-cups! Never heard of half cups? That’s cause they’re the only ones that got ‘em and you want ‘em!
Go to ThirdLove.com/love and do their Fit Finder quiz, it takes 60 seconds and boom, they will know which bra is the most perfect for you. Oh and you’ll get 15% off your first order. Dope dope dope. If somehow you don’t love it, returns and exchanges are free so don’t even worry about it, just gets your boobs to ThirdLove.com/love right now!
bigbobpataki